Same goes here as for the first DragonHalf script.  It serves its purpose which
is to bring some degree of understanding to the non-Japanese speaking viewer.
Please send all changes to:
Carl Killough
st2dg@jetson.uh.edu

                     Dragon Half OAV #2 Translation

         Association for Japanese Animation at University of Houston


Pia: Whheeee!
Title: The Big Bad Tournament
Mink: Why didn't you take off your armor first?
Lufa: Wierdo...
Pia: Because I'm not supposed to take it off.
Lufa: That right, your parents are very protective, huh?
Mink: Oh, is that right?
Dick: Saucer!
Dick: It's big, it's red, the red dragon, red dragon. 
Dick: But i will kill it, the red dragon.
Dick: I've finally found you, red dragon!
King: The dragon is usually disguised.
King: Like this girl!
Dick: You fiend, I shall vanquish you!
All: Saucer! Yeah! 
Dick: Can this really be the horrible dragon?
Mink: Yeah! Saucer! Yeppy!
Dick: Just like he said.
King: Yeah! Saucer! Yeppy!
King: She'll come onto you like this, but don't fall for it.
King: She is a vicious dragon!
King: Understood?
Dick: I'm sorry girls, I'm only dealing with her.
Mink: My Saucer!
All: Awwwwwww...
Dick: Now, come out of that disguise, red dragon!
Mink: I can't believe that you came to see me!
Dick: I challenge you!
Mink: I've also wanted to see you for a long time.
Dick: Come on!
Mink: I can't believe that I'd see you in a place like this.
Dick: You can't trick me!
Dick: You think that you can deceive me with that cute girl bit, but I see through your scheme!
Mink: Yeppy!
Mink: Did you hear? Did you hear?
Mink: He said I was cute.
All: I'm jealous.
Dick: How swift!
Dick: You really are the red dragon.
Mink: Red dragon?
Mink: I'm not, but my mother was.
Dick: You had best not lie!
Dick: Your horns and wings give you away.
Dick: Now, show your true self.
Dick: Why are you avoiding away?
Mink: Because, I have no reason to fight you!
Dink: Does that mean that I'm not good enough to fight with you?
Mink: No, that's not it!
Dick: In that case...
Dick: I'll give you my finishing technique:
Dick: The Saucer Special!
Dick: Here goes!
Dick: Damn! 
Dick: It's concert time.
Dick: We'll finish this later.
Dick: Farewell!
Pia: Saucer was awfully rude, wasn't he?
Lufa: Don't worry, I'll heal you with my magic.
Mink: These wings and horns sure messed things up.
Mink: I guess I'll just have to get the people potion so Saucer will want me.
All: Cool!
King: Sucks.
King: I thought that Damaramu would take care of her.
Ros: I, Rosario, have a plan.
King: Does anyone have a good plan?
Ros: I have a plan!
King: Any ideas?
Ros: You moron!
King: Get a rope.
Ros: Kidding! I was kidding!
Ros: Have Mink be in the Big Bad Tournament.
King: The Big Bad Tournament?
Ros: The tournament will attract blood thirsty monsters from all over the world.
Ros: All we need to do is trick her fighting.
Ros: Since you are the host, it shouldn't be too difficult.
Ros: How's that?
King: Good good!
Ros: Yeah, yeah!
Vina: Father, about Mink.
King: Ah, Vina.  We a have a good idea.  
King: This is it...blah, blah.
Vina: Oh, I see!
Vina: In that case, I'll be in the tournament so I can get my hands on Mink too.
King:  So what do you thing of my idea?
Vina:  It's good!
Ros: Hey!
Ros: I thought it up!
Vina: Father, I commend you!
King: Piece of cake.
Ros: Stupid idiots.
Both: Hey!  Get the stake fire started!
Ros: A joke! It was a joke!
Mink: Now we're down to 500 gamels.
Lufa: Oh no!  Will we have enough for plane fair?
All: 50,000 gamels!?
Guy: That's right.  I don't give discounts.
Lufa: I guess Mink we'll have to put Mink up for sale.
Lufa: How about 10,000 gamels for a night?
Mink: Lufa!
Guy: Oh yeah, I just remembered.
Guy: There is a quick way to get 50,000 gamels.
Mink: If I win, I'll get 50,000 gamels.
Mink: Excuse me.
Cyc: Ticket "S" is 500 gamels. Ticket "A" is 350.
Mink: No, I want to be in the tournament.
Cyc: Huh?  You?
Mink: Yes.
Cyc: Ah well, I'll give you the test.
Cyc: Every year there are so many that want to be in the tournament that it's impossible to admit them all.
Cyc: So we let them fight with this guy for entrance.
Cyc: The guardian of The Big Bad Tournament:
Cyc: Minotuarus!
Cyc: So far only seven people have passed.
Cyc: Can you beat him with your skinny arms?
Cyc: Can you?
Cyc: Ready, Go!
Cyc: Come this way please.
King: I see, so Mink is on her way.
King: What's next?
Ros: I have a wicked plan ready.
Pia: Everybody looks so strong.
Lufa: Don't worry. Don't worry.
Lufa: You're the ultimate reptile.
Mink: Who are you calling a reptile?
Dick: Saucer...
Mink: Sign this please.
Dick: I'm supposed to see you in the tournament.
Dick: I will get you this time, dragon.
Ros: Miss, why don't you take this stamina drink before the contest?
Lufa: That's silly.  
Lufa: It's probably Ex-lax or something.
Ros: No way!  How do you know?
Mink: Excuse me. I'll take one.
Ros: Thank you very much.
Mink: Saucer!
Mink: Please take this and fight well in the tournament.
Dick: Don't worry, I'll do well.
Dick: But since you insist, I'll take it.
Vina: As usual, you're a fast mover, Reptile-girl.
Mink: Vina!
Lufa: Oh, so this is that obsessed girl.
Pia: She looks mean.
Vina: You sure have a big mouth.
Vina: Take this, big mouth.
Mink: Stop that!
Vina: I'll take care of you in the ring.
Vina: Don't forget.
Ann: The start of The Big Bad Tournament is near.
Ann: For those who are watching for the first time, let me give you the rules.
Ann: There is no time limit.
Ann: You may use any weapon.
Ann: The winner must kill his opponent or put the seal of the king on his foreheads.
Lufa: What a rule.
Ann: Now let's begin the battle for 50,000 gamels and the glory of the victor.
Ann: In the first match, the players are:
Ann: Two time defending champion, the invincible idol, Dick Saucer.
Ann: And his opponent, the strongest warrior from Hippoco village, Guy!
Dick: Come on. I won't use the sword.
Dick: What is this?
Dick: What is this thunder running though my stomach, and this earth shaking growling  sound?
Ann: Saucer is making strange moves.  Could this be his new technique?
Dick: Dragon, you tricked me!
Lufa: What up, Mink?
Mink: Look, look.  Look at Saucer's face.
Mink: He's saying thanks for the potion I gave him. 
Dick: I'm gonna kill her!
Dick: Oh yes, if i can concentrate by singing.
Ann: He's started singing.  Could he be anticipating his victory already?
Dick: OK, the brown devil is running away.
Ann: My God!  Saucer losses.  What an upset!
King: You!
Ros: Just a little miscalculation.
Dick: I will get you, Dragon!
Pia: Saucer lost.
Mink: He probably wasn't feeling good today.
Pia: But that means you don't have to fight him.
Mink: That right.
Dama: You can't rest yet, girl.
Dama: Your first match will be against me.
Mink: That face!
Dama: You cannot say that you have forgotten the face of Damaramu.
All: Damaramu!
Mink: No way, that time... 
Dama: One more step and I could have moved up two ranks and gotten three meals a day.
Dama: I, Damaramu, shall ever regret this.
Mink: You killed yourself with your own sword.
Dama: Right, most people wouldn't live through that.
Dama: Most people...
Dama: But my brain is very compact!
All: Huh?
Dama: Since it's so compact, it only nicked one side, causing little damage.
Mink: How can that be little?
Ann: Now, let's begin the second match.
Ann: The players are coming to the ring.
Ros: Please look at this.
Ros: I have trained this to only sting Mink. It's the numbing poison bug.
Ros: Here is goes.
King: I see, you have trained it well.
Ann: Now the second bout is Mink versus Damaramu.
Ann: Both are first time entrees.
Dama: Mink, take a look at this.
Mink: What is that armor?
Dama: I have revived.  Let me show you the power of blacksmith's mechanic body!
Dama: Screaming light beam!
Dama: Rapid matching gun!
Dama: Steel metal alloy feet!
Dama: And last, but not least, the finger water gun!
Lufa: Don't be intimidate!
Pia: Go for it! Go for it!
Mink: That's right.  Here goes...
King: It worked!
Ros: See, see!  I'm awesome!
Dama: Ah, I see you are in awe of my body.
Dama: I don't blame you.
Dama: I don't give a damn!
Dama: Damaramu super alloy kick!
Dama: This is for Roshi!
Dama: Now the water gun!
Ann: Mink is no match for him.
K/R: Go, go, Damaramu!
Dama: Now to finish it!
Dama: Die!
Dama: I, Damaramu, ever regret this.
Dama: I used all the rounds showing off.
Dama: In that case, I'll use the super alloy kick.
Dama: Out of gas?!
Ann: My this is a sequence of stupidity.
Mink: There is no battle since neither of us can move.
Dama: I don't think so...
Dama: Mecha-Roshi!
Ann: Good God, here comes the mechanical bird!
Ann: But it's so small.
Dama: Damn, Tony blacksmith sure did a shitty job.
Dama: Oh yeah!  I still have the ultra bomb!
Dama: I had forgotten about it.
Mink: Come over here, Roshi.
Dama: Mink, you dirty trickster!
Ann: Damaramu fell out of the ring!
Ann: The outer ring is all lava.  No one can survive that.  
Ann: So the winner is mink!
All: Happy! Joy!
Ann: My goodness, the third match is over with one blow!
Ann: Voo was no match for Vina's fireball.
Vina: Mink, you see this?
Vina: That was my ultimate fireball.  I'm invincible.
Vina: Now is the time to forfeit.
Mink: That it, I win.
Vina: That right, that's how you are.
Ann: Azadeth is cut in half by Dug Fin!
Ann: Mink is now in the finals!
Ann: Fin and Vina are in the semi-finals.
Ann: This just in, Dug Fin is the son of Warlock!
Vina: I don't care it you are Warlock's son or not.  With my fire, I'm invincible.
Fin: That's nice and warm.
Pia: What happened?
Lufa: I don't know.
Ann: That was too fast to see.  Let's see it again is slow motion.
Ann: He sneaked up and pinched her check.
Ann: Then broke her helmet with one blow.
Ann: All that in .01 seconds!  Great move by the son of Warlock!
Ann: He's gonna be had to beat!
Fin: You're nothing.  I'm going to toy with you for a while.
Vina: I can't believe I'm losing to this kid.
Vina: Kid?
Vina: Here is some candy, Dug.
Fin: Yeah! Thanks!
Ann: I bet that hurt!
Vina: Just like i thought, even though your a prince, you're still a kid.
Vina: Kids always like candy.
Fin: I wasn't serious enough.  I'll never fall for that again.
Vina: Look, here's some chocolate.
Fin: Thanks!
Ann: That was too dirty... Good move!
Vina: You body shows your age.
Vina: Look, here is the final blow.  A cracker.
Fin: I don't like crackers.
Ann: And now the final!
All: Mink, go for it!
King: Mink, screw up!
Dick: I'm the one that's supposed to be in the ring!
Dick: Damn you, dragon!  
Fin: Do you know why I'm in this tournament?
Mink: For the money, right?
Fin: You don't seem to understand, reptile.
Mink: Reptile?  How rude!
Mink: I'm the daughter of a dragon.  
Mink: A dragon half.
Fin: It makes no difference to devils like us.
Mink: What's that?
Fin: We are the leaders of all evil beings.
Fin: These are the faces of the Azatodeth devils.
Fin: Know that you have disobeyed our code.  
Fin: You must die for this.
Mink: Huh?  What are you saying? I've never disobeyed Azatodeth before.  
Fin: Don't lie to me.  You said that you'll kill Azatodeth.
Mink: I don't know what you're talking about.  
Mink: I've never heard of Azatodeth.
Fin: Hold on a second.  I'll look at volume one.
Fin:  They cut out all my scenes!
Mink: So you have no reason to fight me.
Fin: Shut up!  I don't care about the story!  I'll I need to do is beat you.
Mink: Oh, you're off the subject now.
Fin: Burn to ash!
Ann: My God!  The seats were blown away!
Fin: Hows it feel to be annihilated?
Mink: Sorry, not yet.
Ann: What vicious blows by Fin.  
Ann: But what stamina Mink has.
Fin: I see you aren't an ordinary reptile.
Fin: The Godslayer of hit points!
Fin: I'll toy with you for a bit.
Mink: You don't have to do that.
Fin: No need to thank me.
Ann: I wish he would stop destroying the audience.
Fin: That wont even scratch me.
Ann: What a blow to Mink.
Ann: I wish he wouldn't stop.
Fin: I saw some good stuff.
Mink: I was determined that Saucer would be the first to see me.
Mink: Raging dragon punch!
fin: Fool!  A punch wont do anything to this sword.
Fin: I'm hit!
Ann: He fell into the lava.  There's no getting out of that.
Ann: The winner is Mink!
Vina: I can't stand it!
All: Hurray Mink!  Banzai!  Banzai!
Mink: Banzai!
Fin: Damn Mink!  I won't forget this!
Damaramu: Next time I'll be more determined.


f.
Fin: It makes no difference to devils like us.
Mink: What's that?
Fin: We are the leade
